Halloween Zombie Fun

For Halloween this year we decided to have a little fun, zombie fun!

 

 As the zombie woman catches a glimpse of herself in the mirror what is she thinking? Is she having flashbacks to a time when she was alive? X factor, Strictly Come Dancing, Britain's Got Talent, Banking Crisis, Wars and Corrupt Politicians . . .

  

Is it so bad being a Zombie? Better Zed than Dead!

 

 Since I was a teenager I have been a big fan of zombie films and with all the new ones in the past years and soon to be released what better to be at Halloween than Zeds . . .

  

 I feel my body lends itself well to becoming a zombie, out of shape and carrying a few extra pounds.

 

You too can achieve a zombie physic all you have to do is eat loads of take away meals, drink beer and wine, eat lots of sweets and do no exercise for a couple of years.

   

You have no idea how amazing it is that my wife let me show these pictures. My wife is a Filipina and from the age of 6 months has been striking a pose as soon as she hears a camera click! For my wife to show herself looking anything than at her best is a big deal so good on you Mai!!

  

Me, I don't mind how I look in photo's, My beauty years are well past me and most mornings I pretty much look like a zombie anyway.

  

The zombie wife searches aimlessly for her Doritos and white wine.

 

Special Effects: Talc, eye liner and tomato sauce (Heinz works best!).

  

And this is how we look normally . . . Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Scary?

  

Can you believe we only got 2 small groups of trick or treaters at the start of the night and we had bought in a load of sweets and apples too since we had load of kids come round last year.